Eating and drinking is life.
Hangry, hangrier and hangriest are my three states of being.
I like to scoff food and swill booze.
If my life's especially good, I’ll fill my face with edibles while traipsing around far and distant lands.
I'm a "live to eat" kinda person. Thinking about food is what I do all day, every day, even when I should be doing something else.
I love swear words, hyperbole, alliteration and food puns.
Let’s get lit!